i hope you get so fat you can’t stick your hand in a pringles tube anymore.

XI: Thou shalt not pull out

I would offer you some, but I ate it all: the musical. 

Bring on the Christmas AUs.

So my mom has this Christmas album that she’s played nonstop every December for as long as I can remember, and needless to say, it’s really old an overused. By now a lot of the songs are starting to skip and I’m pretty sure that Satan has literally posessed the stereo. I need the Winchesters. 

OH NO IN PLACE OF THE OLD CHRISTMAS ALBUM THERE IS THIS FREAKISHLY SCARY JAZZY SEDUCTIVE SEVENTIES-SOUNDING REMIX OF CHRISTMAS SONGS PLAYING I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S BARRY WHITE AND I’M SCARED. I DON’T KNOW WHETHER WE’RE CELEBRATING OUR SAVIOR’S BIRTH OR THE SWEET BEAUTY OF LOVE MAKING HELP ME.